To Lucksi the "Barbarian"

[Turborius]

Oh Dear,

what have you done?
My Brother, why do you attack my people?
Why do you bite your friends hand?
That's too sad...

Unfortunately now I'll have to punish the black sheep of our Barbarian family.
Instead of working and developing together we now will waste our resources to
harm each other. You're such an idiot.

Turborius Maximus
Mayor of Karthago
On the hunt for the traitor!

[Lucksi]

Tuborius,

with your own actions, you have brought my wrath upon thee. You accused me of stealing your land and that was the final straw.

But try to remember some time back, when I sent my armies to annex land. Did they or did they not respect your old borders which you lost to the orcs? Did they take a longer way around or cut across the land you lost to the south?

You didn´t give me the same courtesy and you even accused me in the tavern of stealing one acre of yours, which was mine two quartars before that. The orcs had them one bloody quarter and then you assume it´s your land. Fat chance.

Oh, and just for your information, if this would have been a planned attack, I wouldn´t have started with annexing one acre while I have next to no population, which you very well know. Consider yourself lucky, you get to live a while longer...

[Turborius]

Bloody hell!

You attack my people because they annexed orc land?
Thats plain stupidy. Wouldn't it be easier to ask to get the acre back?
Oh, boy. We are barbarians. Do consider us ignorant, but my people don't bother
drawing maps and store them for years. I sent my people out to annex orcish land.
NOT YOURS!
It's not my fault when you have too much land to keep the orcs away.
Attacking me makes it not easier for you.
Anyway I never touched your actual BORDERS. You did. That was what I
critizised in the tavern. I wouldn't have attacked you therefore.

So what?
I don't need nor want this war.
But if you any further try to fuck my leg, I'll not hestitate killing you!
Stay away and we can end this. This is the chance for you and your
"next to no population" to survive.

Turborius Maximus

[Lucksi]

Do consider us ignorant, but my people don't bother
drawing maps and store them for years. I sent my people out to annex orcish land.
NOT YOURS!

Fine, maybe you are just a bit mentally deficient, but I know where my borders were.
I don´t lose the right of that land because of one quarter or orcish occupation.

Wouldn't it be easier to ask to get the acre back?

I don´t ask, I simply take what is mine. You had a problem with that, so now I´m sending you a very clear message...

But if you any further try to fuck my leg, I'll not hestitate killing you!
Stay away and we can end this. This is the chance for you and your
"next to no population" to survive.

fuck your leg? *snicker*

Oh, you think you can defeat me? This will be interesting, bring it on, I say.

[Turborius]

I don´t lose the right of that land because of one quarter or orcish occupation.

Argumentum baculinum!
So what would be an appropriate time frame? 1 Year? 10 Years? One and a half eternity?
Shit on the one acre that was in orcish hand for only a half year. What's about the orcish land
you owned 5 years ago? Is this still yours? Fat chance though. But that is the real reason. Right?

I don´t ask, I simply take what is mine.

Oh tempora! Oh mores!
Unfortunately you took what was clearly mine. Right at that time. Not years ago.
Thats what we talk about. Don't get it?

Oh, you think you can defeat me? This will be interesting, bring it on, I say.

Ah, now we talk. You never wantet peace and simply could not await meeting the elder Lords...

Ave Caesar! - Morituri salutant!
Whom? - We will see...

Let the games begin!

Turborius Maximus
Mayor of Karthago
On the hunt for the traitor!

[Lucksi]

Oh, you think you can defeat me? This will be interesting, bring it on, I say.

Ah, now we talk. You never wantet peace and simply could not await meeting the elder Lords...

I never wanted peace, you got that right, but I never wanted war with you. I don´t need this war either, but either you accept the old borders or you don´t. And as long as you don´t accept them, then there can be no peace.

[Turborius]

Oh, boy.
Send me a drawing of what you think the correct borders should be.
We will see wether I can agree with that.
For me always only actually visible borders were of interest.
Everything else is just lame Guridh behaviour. Order land in Order
hand and stuff. Are you relatet to this swamp of corruption?

Turborius Maximus

[Merlin]

*Merlin awakes of his long sleep*

Who is calling the name of our goddess Guridh? I will send a ship to convert him and so he can praise her after that.

*Merlin is looking over all the barbarians and waiting for response*

[Turborius]

Noble Lord Merlin,

it was me who called the name.

This reminds me of another question I had in mind some time ago:
Guridh is female? Does she look good?
As far as i know there are no *real* men north to the border, so she might
want to be with us and stay over night for some fun with tough guys.
Well, we are open to all kind of fun, even the sacred and sacrilegious.

Turborius Maximus
Mayor of Karthago

[Lipsius]

To Turborius
Barbarian abominable you,
lets the fingers of Guridh, she is a little girl.

greetings
Lipsius

[Lucksi]

To Turborius
lets the fingers of Guridh, she is a little girl.

greetings
Lipsius

Umm, so let me get this right. Your entire religion with all it´s "wisdom" is handed down from a little brat?

Ohh boy...

Regards,
Lucksi