Last will

[Lister]

Greetings,

many seasons have passed since I became stranded here. In this time I have discovered bugger all and remain stranded here with no way to leave again. So, I will leave my land behind and go to drown my sorrows over some curry and ale in Kryties tavern.

I leave my land for my neighbours and other Lords and Ladies who are not older than myself like Kryton, Imperator, Virago... However, my only coastal town goes to someone without a port. Seeing that Imperator can take one of Lucksis port towns, I suggest Virago take it.

So, a last heartfelt Smeg-off to all of you and maybe we will meet again.

Regards,
Lord Lister of Smeg