Wahg, Dragons!

[BlackAdder]

Greetings,

this winter something terrible has happened. A golden looking dragon has arrived in our little town.

Maybe he is just looking for warmth or some human snacks, but until now he hasn´t done anything.

As long as it only wants to feed on my population, he is welcome. I am tired of hearing the "ohhhh, shiny!" and the "Ain´t it beautiful?" remarks from the rabble.
Hope he doesn´t destroy the village though...

So, I make a plea to the gods (who will probably laugh at my fate again)

Please take that dragon away or smite him dead with something. If you want a human sacrifice, then I would gladly offer you my next door neighbour...

[Laurenzius]

Greetings,

I am one of your next door neighborrs and I am not very amused about your plan to sacrifice one of your neighbours. I hope our ambassadors can clear this unbelivable plan which can only called a babaric one.

In hope of a peaceful future.

an irritated Lord Laurenzius

[BlackAdder]

Greetings Laurenzius,

you weren´t the one I thought of. It was Gunthrer

Since Gunthrer has threatened me with war in almost every message he sent...

I haven´t seen much of your realm yet, just some armies and borders. This will change now, with my new scouts.

[Garibaldi]

Lord BlackAdder,

If you want the advice of someone with experience of these things, I would have to say: "Be nice to the dragon. Be very nice."

Golden dragons are the most powerful creatures on Tamar, and you are unlikely to have the military strength to remove it. Fortunately, the Golds are also not the meanest of dragons, so it may well leave your realm alone and depart without causing real damage.

[BlackAdder]

Greetings Garibaldi,

so you think I should treat the dragon like most of my neighbours are treating me "Ignore it/him and it/him might go away"

Well, hope that that is working for the dragon because it will definitely not work with me

[BlackAdder]

Whooo, I sent out some unarmed peasants to bring an offering to the dragon.

The dragon however took them as an offering and had a nice little snack I daresay...

Our scientists took a sample of the dragon skin and analysed it and they say that in normal armour, you would need a class of 14 to equal it...