BiffordicusII vs. Elwim

Biffordicus · Beitrag von **Biffordicus** » Do Jun 10, 2004 6:48 pm

Lowly coward Elwim,

You have gone too far!

You build a new village (that looks like a mud-hut lean-to propped against the side of the cliffs) within spitting distance of my own town.

I expect you also expect me to roll over like a good doggy and beg for mercy just because you are bigger than me!??? Well your wrong.

I have backers, and they will be coming to my aid should I need it. For now I defend myself (and many will no doubt die in the process).

You have been cowardly until now, never engaging in a fight and always fleeing before my armies. Your captains run like young women, with their skirts hitched up and their once-white, now grey, knickers flapping in the wind!!

Go on, flee. All the Lords in this land of Tamar now know you to be a bully and a thief, taking land you did not rightly need and stopping us minor Lords from at least being able to defend ourselves.

Well I won't go quietly! I shall take as many of you with me as possible, and with any luck my men will curse themselves with their dieing breath and will invite the Undead King to take over their bodies so that you will have to battle a host of undead after I am gone!

Go on, flee while you still have the chance! Bully!

Biffordicus the Second.

Biffordicus · Beitrag von **Biffordicus** » Sa Jun 19, 2004 7:23 am

To all whom are concerned with the matter of BiffordicusII vs. Elwim.

The war (such as it was) is over! We have agreed that I shall take back the land to the north of my town and that Elwim shall take a town and 6 extra hexes of land where the Lord Blackadder was holed up until recently (that is, to the south and west of my hometown).

With Elwim just needing an extra town, and myself originally feeling very unsettled by such a close neighbour I think we can now both be happy with the arrangements, and with luck a mutual understanding (if not a friendship) can grow from these troubles.

My thanks to Elwim.
My thanks to my annonymous backer (you know who you are)
and My thanks to my people, who sacrificed much in this effort.

Live long in the Tales!

Lord BiffordicusII