Tales of Tamar

Greetings,

many seasons have passed since I became stranded here. In this time I have discovered bugger all and remain stranded here with no way to leave again. So, I will leave my land behind and go to drown my sorrows over some curry and ale in Kryties tavern.

I leave my land for my neighbours ...

Greetings Charras,

I have never heard of this Optimus person and if he is running your realm, then he sure isn´t responding to any of my messages.

And for the fact, that I am annexing your coast, how exactly did it become your coast?

I´ll tell you what he did. After the darkness was lifted, he ...

Charras,

you attacked openly one of my only two warships and sunk it. Dare I ask why?

Regards,
Lord Lister of Smeg

Greetings.

Charras also took my land which I had lost to the orcs. I didn´t make a big fuss about it since I will simply take it back when I have armies in that region.

I simply contacted him and the emperor (just to be sure) that it was my land before. End of story as far as I´m concerned ...

Greetings honored Lords and Ladies,

I am in dire need of assistance since my dead neighbour left lots of undead in his place and they are running rampant all over the place.

In each of the two cities from him, there came 14 normal skeleton armies along with one king each. So, now I have 30 undead ...

Jaxom,

nay, I cannot read your language but the great babelfishus can.

Now, what would have been the problem with sending troops? No problem there, because you sent troops over my land and you wrote to me that you will do so.

Sesanne also asked me to let your troops pass and she wrote that you ...

@Sesanne: Is that really you or someone who is speaking on your behalf?

I mean, you said over 10 years ago that you will leave and Jaxom will rule your realm until he takes over all your land.

And so 10 years passed. Jaxom wasn´t able in that time to annex Sesannes land, even unable to annex all ...

Jaxom,

so now I know what it takes to get a reaction from you.

I sent you several messages asking if you maybe found some wreckage from my ship. Or some funny alloys that your scientists cant explain...

But you chose to completely ignore me, so I sent out some armies of mine to search for ...

You stole an acre of my realm at 252-6386!
Explain yourself!

Do you think that I do not see this? And you can´t weasel out of it by saying that the acre was occupied by orcs because it never left my possession...

hello,

umm, Kryten, are you really here?

I thought I was the only survivor after I have been here several years now.
Last thing I can remember is that I was on Starbug, minding me own business, when all hell broke lose.

Next thing I know, is that I wake up on the shore next to a lake. Some ...